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    Posted: 22 January 2015 at 12:08pm
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My exhaust on my car is blowing, will my car now lose power or is it just a load of hot air???
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote reesytheexile Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 January 2015 at 12:31pm
Originally posted by salmidach salmidach wrote:

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My exhaust on my car is blowing, will my car now lose power or is it just a load of hot air???
 
Could this be the start of an "Ask the The Oracle"- section on the Forum? A melange of Alan Titmarch meets Russell Grant sort of visionary? Big smile
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My nose runs and my feet smell, am I upside down?
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DEAR ORACLE!

I'M THINKING OF BUYING A "TEFAL ACTIFRY" TYPE COOKING MACHINE.
WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THESE AND WHICH ONE WOULD YOU RECOMMEND?

THANK YOU!

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P.S. SORRY FOR SHOUTING, BUT I KNOW YOU DO IT SO GUESSING IT'S OK! Big smile

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If your kitchen is a long way from the rest of the house, you need to SHOUT.
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Originally posted by salmidach salmidach wrote:

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My exhaust on my car is blowing, will my car now lose power or is it just a load of hot air???
Yes, but how much will depend on where the hole is and how big it is Thumbs Up
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DEAR ORACLE

WHAT ARE No8's ?
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Will a scotch on the rocks lead to an STD ?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ap sior Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 September 2015 at 10:15pm
Why has every washing machine I've ever owned eaten only one of a pair of socks ?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aber-fan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 September 2015 at 9:45am
Originally posted by ap sior ap sior wrote:

Why has every washing machine I've ever owned eaten only one of a pair of socks ?

How do you know? Maybe it's been eating whole pairs, and you haven't noticed!
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Actual statement from a customer in our Caerphilly Branch ...

"Ever since you lot fixed the puncture in my spare tyre, the rear centre lap belt has been stiff !"


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote scarletabroad Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 September 2015 at 4:01pm
Originally posted by scarletman scarletman wrote:

Actual statement from a customer in our Caerphilly Branch ...

"Ever since you lot fixed the puncture in my spare tyre, the rear centre lap belt has been stiff !"


perhaps he had something else on his lap which made it go stiff??!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ap sior Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 September 2015 at 4:49pm
Originally posted by aber-fan aber-fan wrote:

Originally posted by ap sior ap sior wrote:

Why has every washing machine I've ever owned eaten only one of a pair of socks ?

How do you know? Maybe it's been eating whole pairs, and you haven't noticed!

I'll tell you how I know !! The toes on my right foot are always cold !
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