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bazlewis
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Posted: 20 June 2012 at 10:27pm |
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Today I was stood at a local bus stop when a young woman in her 20's stood next to me. It has been lovely weather up here today and this young woman had more than half of her rather large bust on display. After a few minutes she turned towards this young lad and shouted why are you looking at my tits.The lads reply was with all the pretty girls down town why would I look at you. Most of us at the bus stop burst out laughing my question is why didn't she?
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She needs more practice in this kind of role play
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Surely the answer is "Because they are tits. Are you an moron?".
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bazlewis
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I think what I am getting at is why do some women display so much flesh then moan when blokes look at them.
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Will we ever understand womenNever, |
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In 1972, Roy Bergiers scored that try and said "that was for you lofty"
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Baz, as difficult to answer as the meaning of life that mate. Perhaps we'll never know. But, in the meantime however, instead of trying to find an answer to this phenomena, perhaps you should simply proceed with furtive glances and thank god that the sun does occasionally shine. |
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dr_martinov
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Or wear sunglasses.
She'll probably notice the direction you're staring in and the drool may give it away.
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Whilst being a lighthearted subject It is a question that's baffling. I asked a girl the other day and she said it's because if females feel comfortable in it they'll wear it. On hindsight I should have known she was 16 by her school uniform and maybe cornering her in a lane and asking her about breasts was a bad idea.
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dr_martinov
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[beep]ing hilarious. I think most ladies are OK with a subtle glance but it's leering they find a bit distasteful. What they aren't quite fully aware of is the power of the boobs and how they can reduce even the most intellectually developed man to a deer in the headlights. This is basically why women are in charge of every relationship. I'd like to make a sexist joke that at least we earn more money and that's what they like about us but not so any more. Even sperm banks and advanced cloning techniques are undermining the very need for men. I think our days are numbered guys!
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I'll take one for the team and ask the mrs later, if no-one hears from me check for freshly dug earth in my back garden.
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bazlewis
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ladram it was not me ogling her, I only caught a glimpse but it was a big glimpse.
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Better than perving down a hole in a roof at her.
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A related puzzle is why some young women wear ridiculously short skirts, then spend a lot of time and effort tugging these lower when they walk or sit. Baffling. |
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“You cannot reason a man out of what he never reasoned himself into.” (Jonathan Swift)
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