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    Posted: 28 March 2018 at 3:23pm
Everyone seems to be going to the game on Friday, does anyone think that MM will have bought a ticket?
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Originally posted by The Brain The Brain wrote:

Now that he's obviously out of hibernation, how's he looking?

Does he look well fed or does he need a few good bowls of cawl to get him back to peak performance?

Also, what type of rucksack is it?
Is it similar to the last big unit he had or has he gone for a smaller day-rucksack one?

Incidentally where was he?
I just need to know so I can update the sightings map I keep in the shed.

I've also been wondering if the new paths they're constructing between the Camford roundabout and Dyfed Steel roundabout will be of any use to him?
If the council pull their finger out they'll keep the paths going and all the way into Pemberton.
No use to us mere mortals, but this could significantly increase the sightings and then it's only a matter of time before we get a proper photo of the MM.

Also might make accessing the MW's house a little easier too.


I do apologise for my earlier post lacking sufficient yet essential information.

He was looking very well. Dare I suggest he has possibly taken up fishing, and added a little protein to his diet. He's at one with animals on the land but under water creatures might the ones that he is not so close too.

The ruck sack was quite flashy actually. A smaller one than usual which further suggests he has added to his outdoor diet, no need to get so much from asda these days as he has truly mastered his outdoor skills.
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Now that he's obviously out of hibernation, how's he looking?

Does he look well fed or does he need a few good bowls of cawl to get him back to peak performance?

Also, what type of rucksack is it?
Is it similar to the last big unit he had or has he gone for a smaller day-rucksack one?

Incidentally where was he?
I just need to know so I can update the sightings map I keep in the shed.

I've also been wondering if the new paths they're constructing between the Camford roundabout and Dyfed Steel roundabout will be of any use to him?
If the council pull their finger out they'll keep the paths going and all the way into Pemberton.
No use to us mere mortals, but this could significantly increase the sightings and then it's only a matter of time before we get a proper photo of the MM.

Also might make accessing the MW's house a little easier too.

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Huge news. He has survived storm emma and has a shiny new rucksack. So happy.
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Originally posted by jeremy windell jeremy windell wrote:

Originally posted by Mrfwon Mrfwon wrote:

Originally posted by jeremy windell jeremy windell wrote:

I can't imagine MM with a firearm like Frank Horrigan used to carry. I can't even see our peaceful man of the forest even carrying a pea shooter to be honest. He strikes me as the sort of man who cries every time he stomps over a live plant bless him.


Don't be fooled by that, the quiet people that spend much time on their own out in the outback are usually the ones that can surprise you at the drop of a hat. I reckon he's done so well off of the land for so long because he's a master hunter, is a perfectionist in stealth, and carries one of those John Rambo style blades that'll cut through the hyde of a badger or rabbit like a knife through warm butter! Shocked I just don't see how he can keep his protein and carb levels up by just eating berries, seeds and fallen fruits.......he must feast off of a large animal at some point for sure. Thumbs Up


I can see a new film being released. First Blood Llanelli edition, with Mystery Man replacing Sylvester Stallone as the drifter John Rambo. I can see Haydn in his latest Scarlets top playing the part of Teasel trying to turn MM away and out of town.

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Originally posted by Mrfwon Mrfwon wrote:

Originally posted by jeremy windell jeremy windell wrote:

I can't imagine MM with a firearm like Frank Horrigan used to carry. I can't even see our peaceful man of the forest even carrying a pea shooter to be honest. He strikes me as the sort of man who cries every time he stomps over a live plant bless him.


Don't be fooled by that, the quiet people that spend much time on their own out in the outback are usually the ones that can surprise you at the drop of a hat. I reckon he's done so well off of the land for so long because he's a master hunter, is a perfectionist in stealth, and carries one of those John Rambo style blades that'll cut through the hyde of a badger or rabbit like a knife through warm butter! Shocked I just don't see how he can keep his protein and carb levels up by just eating berries, seeds and fallen fruits.......he must feast off of a large animal at some point for sure. Thumbs Up


I can see a new film being released. First Blood Llanelli edition, with Mystery Man replacing Sylvester Stallone as the drifter John Rambo. I can see Haydn in his latest Scarlets top playing the part of Teasel trying to turn MM away and out of town.
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Originally posted by jeremy windell jeremy windell wrote:

I can't imagine MM with a firearm like Frank Horrigan used to carry. I can't even see our peaceful man of the forest even carrying a pea shooter to be honest. He strikes me as the sort of man who cries every time he stomps over a live plant bless him.

Don't be fooled by that, the quiet people that spend much time on their own out in the outback are usually the ones that can surprise you at the drop of a hat. I reckon he's done so well off of the land for so long because he's a master hunter, is a perfectionist in stealth, and carries one of those John Rambo style blades that'll cut through the hyde of a badger or rabbit like a knife through warm butter! Shocked I just don't see how he can keep his protein and carb levels up by just eating berries, seeds and fallen fruits.......he must feast off of a large animal at some point for sure. Thumbs Up
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Originally posted by jeremy windell jeremy windell wrote:

I've read about a second mystery man, a possible son of the original mystery man, and indeed have learned about a polish mystery man, although I must accept I've skipped talk of a mystery lady....

Is she in a relationship with the original MM? Have they been seen together, courting? Do they live in the forest together? This is so exciting.

This is what I was thinking Christmas time when MM was heading up the link road towards the M4, I thought that he must have been heading towards MW house or cave, but it was quickly noted that she lives nowhere near that direction. The trail went completely cold on that one LOLLOLLOL
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Originally posted by The Brain The Brain wrote:

Ooh I like it - But would the MM be Fred of Shaggy though?

I suppose the MW could be either Daphne or Velma as they both have a hint of the old gwallt coch.

But no Scooby Doo so it'd have to be either his pet badger or ferret I suppose.

Has to be a duck from Park Howard surely? Could call it Quacky Doo! LOLLOLLOLLOL
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I do often wonder what undies he wears. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he wears a lacey thong. The only one dirty extravagance in his life.
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I can't imagine MM with a firearm like Frank Horrigan used to carry. I can't even see our peaceful man of the forest even carrying a pea shooter to be honest. He strikes me as the sort of man who cries every time he stomps over a live plant bless him.
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Originally posted by jeremy windell jeremy windell wrote:

Originally posted by roy munster roy munster wrote:

Theres also the late night secret service mystery man, alas he only appears when the moon is full and the tides are high


Now there's a thought. Was MM the real life version of special agent Frank Horrigan, who was assigned to protect JFK. Did John malkovic mess his head up so much that he crossed the pond to live a more tranquil life in the park Howard area? Is all the walking a link to his past life, walking side by side the presidential limousine??

Clearly the most rational explanation so far JW. The only way to know for sure is to send a shrink down MM's wigwam and put him into some real deep regression hypnosis, that takes us back through his many  previous live's , beginning with Frank Horrigan at the FBI all the way back to his role as lion tamer at the original colloseum...But a simpler explanation is that he could be some kind of doctor david banner character , who was part of a secret chemical experiment that went pear shaped , now every time he enters modern society he turns green and gets irate with poor customer service
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Originally posted by jeremy windell jeremy windell wrote:

 Now there's a thought. Was MM the real life version of special agent Frank Horrigan, who was assigned to protect JFK. Did John malkovic mess his head up so much that he crossed the pond to live a more tranquil life in the park Howard area? Is all the walking a link to his past life, walking side by side the presidential limousine??
 
 
Is that why he never wears sunglasses, 'cos he likes us wacko's to see the whites of his eyes? LOL

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Originally posted by roy munster roy munster wrote:

Theres also the late night secret service mystery man, alas he only appears when the moon is full and the tides are high


Now there's a thought. Was MM the real life version of special agent Frank Horrigan, who was assigned to protect JFK. Did John malkovic mess his head up so much that he crossed the pond to live a more tranquil life in the park Howard area? Is all the walking a link to his past life, walking side by side the presidential limousine??
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Theres also the late night secret service mystery man, alas he only appears when the moon is full and the tides are high
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I'm not one to speculate, but although she used to live opposite me and I see her quite a bit in Llwynhendy, I wouldn't rule out that she could have a den somewhere along the path that goes from behing Bryn petrol station down to behind the old AVON workshops in Dafen.

To the best of my knowledge they've not been spotted together but that doesn't mean much as Yetis, Bigfoots or Megladons aren't often seen together but they're all still doing well aren't they?

I'd like to think of them courting with lots of crazy red haired cubs running around the place with rucksacks - Only time will tell.


Edited by The Brain - 09 January 2018 at 9:24pm

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