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PearlJam
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I'll be taking that trophy, gents:
"I never ever ask where do you go I never ever ask what do you do I never ever ask what’s in your mind I never ever ask if you’ll be mine Come and smile don’t be shy Touch my bum this is life... We are the cheeky girls etc etc. By, that's right, the Cheeky Girls. |
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salmidach
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hmmm
(this is the night) Touch me, touch me I want to feel your body Your heart beat next to mine (this is the night) ’cos I want your body all the time Sam Fox - Touch Me Edited by salmidach - 17 October 2012 at 11:19pm |
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They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance - Terry Pratchett
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salmidach
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or just for Mike
Jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home,come on and jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own No thank you sir-ir Ah, c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy No thank you sir-ir Oh little girl I wouldn't tell you no lie I know your ga-ame (he's probably heard that song sung live)
Edited by salmidach - 17 October 2012 at 11:21pm |
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They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance - Terry Pratchett
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the ezmanoid
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Girlfriend in a coma, I know I know - it's serious Girlfriend in a coma, I know I know - it's really serious I agree with you moz it's really serious! |
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what is point?
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lucky1
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Ospreys,ospreys.
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salmidach
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and we have the WINNER
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They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance - Terry Pratchett
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dr_martinov
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Completely disagree - that is deep stuff right there, my friend. They're making a shrewd observation about how actions that may be perceived as superficial have their origin in far more primitive (and essential) urges within the human psyche; vital to the continuation of our species. Great philosophers, the Cheeky Girls. Plus nice arses. Dance lyrics will always be crap - it's when people are signing stuff as though it's deep and meaningful put it's actually a pile of shite that gets me. I'm going to go for one of my most hated songs of all time, "One of us" by Joan Osborne (particularly the final verse): If God had a name what would it be? And would you call it to his face? If you were faced with Him in all His glory What would you ask if you had just one question? And yeah, yeah, God is great Yeah, yeah, God is good And yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus Tryin' to make his way home? If God had a face what would it look like? And would you want to see if, seeing meant That you would have to believe in things like heaven And in Jesus and the saints, and all the prophets? And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good And yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us Just a stranger on the bus Tryin' to make his way home? Just tryin' to make his way home Like a holy rolling stone Back up to heaven all alone Just tryin' to make his way home Nobody callin' on the phone 'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome |
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bazlewis
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Wow Doc I reckon you just made that up no song could be that cheesey, not even with relish.
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To be a Scarlet is as good as it gets
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MikeM
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Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole (then delete as applicable) Ospreys, Dragons, Ponty.
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Through Thick And Thin!
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MikeM
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I love Zappa I think the guy was a genius, but.
Do you know what you are? You are what you is! You ain't what you am. A cow don't make ham.
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Through Thick And Thin!
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A Evans
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I got so many clothes i keep some in my aunt's house - One of them no mark singers, you know Chipmunk or Tiny Tempah.
I mean c'mon mun. |
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dr_martinov
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I think my signature actually improves the song: really gives it a climactic ending - and if my inane ramblings (and shit puns) can do that, then you know things were in a pretty bad state to begin with. Terrible mun. Can't beat a bit of some metal lyrics for you: I hold no responsibility for those offended by the odd rude word here or there.
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