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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PearlJam Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 October 2012 at 11:13pm
I'll be taking that trophy, gents:

"I never ever ask where do you go
I never ever ask what do you do
I never ever ask what’s in your mind
I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
Come and smile don’t be shy
Touch my bum this is life...

We are the cheeky girls etc etc.

By, that's right, the Cheeky Girls.

If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul left to lose.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote salmidach Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 October 2012 at 11:19pm
hmmm

(this is the night)
Touch me, touch me
I want to feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine
(this is the night)
’cos I want your body all the time

Sam Fox - Touch Me


Edited by salmidach - 17 October 2012 at 11:19pm
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote salmidach Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 October 2012 at 11:20pm
or just for Mike

Jump in my car, I wanna ta-ake you home,come on and jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your ow-own
No thank you sir-ir
Ah, c'mon, I'm a trustworthy guy
No thank you sir-ir
Oh little girl I wouldn't tell you no lie
I know your ga-ame

(he's probably heard that song sung live)


Edited by salmidach - 17 October 2012 at 11:21pm
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Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - it's really serious

I agree with you moz it's really serious!




what is point?
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Ospreys,ospreys.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote salmidach Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 October 2012 at 7:09am
and we have the WINNER
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance - Terry Pratchett
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote dr_martinov Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 October 2012 at 9:32am
Originally posted by PearlJam PearlJam wrote:

I'll be taking that trophy, gents:

Touch my bum this is life...


Completely disagree - that is deep stuff right there, my friend. They're making a shrewd observation about how actions that may be perceived as superficial have their origin in far more primitive (and essential) urges within the human psyche; vital to the continuation of our species. Great philosophers, the Cheeky Girls. Plus nice arses. 

Dance lyrics will always be crap - it's when people are signing stuff as though it's deep and meaningful put it's actually a pile of shite that gets me.

I'm going to go for one of my most hated songs of all time, "One of us" by Joan Osborne (particularly the final verse):

If God had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with Him in all His glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?

And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
And yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus 
Tryin' to make his way home?

If God had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see if, seeing meant
That you would have to believe in things like heaven
And in Jesus and the saints, and all the prophets?

And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
And yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus 
Tryin' to make his way home?

Just tryin' to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just tryin' to make his way home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote bazlewis Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 October 2012 at 3:51pm
Wow Doc I reckon you just made that up no song could be that cheesey, not even with relish.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MikeM Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 October 2012 at 4:00pm
Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole (then delete as applicable) Ospreys, Dragons, Ponty.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MikeM Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 October 2012 at 4:02pm
I love Zappa I think the guy was a genius, but. 

Do you know what you are? 
You are what you is! 
You ain't what you am. 
A cow don't make ham.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote A Evans Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 October 2012 at 4:31pm
I got so many clothes i keep some in my aunt's house - One of them no mark singers, you know Chipmunk or Tiny Tempah.

I mean c'mon mun.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote dr_martinov Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 October 2012 at 6:55pm
Originally posted by bazlewis bazlewis wrote:

Wow Doc I reckon you just made that up no song could be that cheesey, not even with relish.

I think my signature actually improves the song: really gives it a climactic ending - and if my inane ramblings (and shit puns) can do that, then you know things were in a pretty bad state to begin with. Terrible mun.

Can't beat a bit of some metal lyrics for you:


I hold no responsibility for those offended by the odd rude word here or there.
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