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Mogs17
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Posted: 29 January 2011 at 8:35pm |
Clue's in the title, cant think of any examples to put down at the minute, any ideas?
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You're not paranoid, they're all out to get you
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....you were born, and live in llanelli
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SMELLYMIKE
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you cant be bothered to get up off your fat arse and walk five minuites to the greatest rugby stadium in the world
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Ow!
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You've met many people whose knee injuries finished off their chances of playing for the Scarlets.
It's always the knee that these liars claim to have hurt.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, I'll never understand. A world of knowledge at your fingertips, and you play poker all night.
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jeremy windell
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...............You talk to your friends about Gary Lock, Alan the Actor, Chief, Teifion the fat c@nt, John Radio's, Sexy Singer, Nick Fawn, and that man of mystery who hikes around in his campari boots and a suicide bomber rucksack on his artistic back. |
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Go ahead..........Take those banana's
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jeremy windell
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Nonsense, it was my ankle, and the fact that i was a poor scrummager and wasn't mobile enough!!!
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Go ahead..........Take those banana's
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geordie scarlet
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When you can say Pwll properly !
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Mike
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According to the facebook page...
2. You're on nodding terms with either Lewy or John Radio 3. You secretly suspect that the Barnums fire wasn't an accident 4. You know at least one bloke who claimed he was at the Llanelli v New Zealand game where we won 9-3 on 31 October, 1972 5. You work in Swansea and whenever someone from Swansea annoys you, you mutter: "[beep]ing Jacks" under your breath 6. You marvel at the quantity & quality of "Dai the...." names, examples are: 1. Dai the Spy, he ran rugby trips to Russia and 2. Dai the Chink, has a Thai wife (?!) 7. A meeting in Moonraker led to you losing your virginity 8. You were dragged into Reginald Watson's the last week of August for a new school uniform which you were assured "You'll grow into" 9. You wince whenever someone English tries to pronounce the town and it comes out as "Clanethi" 10. When asked where you're from you say near Swansea (see above) 11. You remember Le Caprice as a wine bar that didn't serve pints 12. You were bought your first togs in Llewelyn Sports 13. You have to explain what "togs" are and more importantly what "daps" are 14. You saw a rat in Llanelli Entertainment Centre 15. You remember Station Road as the drinking capital of Llanelli 16. You remember the St. John Lloyd fire 17. You play spot the local whenever there is a St Michael's school photo in the Star 18. You know at least one person who's "had hurt" after injuring themsleves 19. You know at least one Llanelli based businessman who's been on either the Ferret or Watchdog 20. You've been in the Llanelli Star at least once 21. You think Geraint the Snakeman is a **** and should get a proper job 22. You get asked by non-Llanelli folk what a "Goffa" is when referring to a less able bodied person 23. You cringe when you hear locals (i.e. I'm 'Aley from 'Alfway, I listen 'coz it's good) on Scarlet FM 24. You secretly cheer when you hear Terry Griffiths doing the snooker commentary 25. Your not suprised that some Polish are living in shanty huts 26. Your totally not surprised that some locals then burn down the aforementioned shanty huts 27. You [beep]ged off the Machynys Homes development before it was built, but now secretly admire it 28. You fondly remember the Gypsy horses running wild around Station Road 29. You're completely unfazed when you hear Polish on Stepney Street 30. You used the side gate in the Multi Storey to get to Moonraker in the days before Asda was built 31. You have to explain what ‘shant’ is 32. You know at least 10 people who've had a wedding reception in the Stradey Park Hotel 33. You laughed at the people who got ripped off in the ‘Hearts’ scandal, then secretly tried to get your money back 34. You wonder at the marvel that people have adherred to the "No Posters" sign outside Orsis Cafe in Station Road 35. You won’t go on a date to Llanelli Entertainment now, despite the fact its cheaper than UCI, closer and you both can get pissed 36. You get caught up in a greeting of "Allright?" "Yeah I'm allright, you allright?" 37. You cringed when Prince Phillip Hospital and Llanelli was on the national news when the wrong kidney was taken out 38. Nobody knows how to use the Trostre roundabout 39. You remember the fountain with the clock outside Lloyds bank 40. Wherever you go in the world, guaranteed you will meet someone else from Llanelli 41. When you hear old ladies discussing Aldi and Lidl with the words "They're two brothers who fell out" 42. You've only just discovered the new road at the back of Trostre 43. Going to Tesco is not that simple anymore 44. You remember Halfords before Wimpey, which was before McDonalds and was before HSBC 45. You have a photo in the Llanelli Star and your grandmother insists on buying two copies, one for best and for showing visitors. 46. You remember going across the bridge to the other side of the co-op to see Father Christmas in the grotto (courtesy of Lorna Davies). 47. You know at least 10 people your current squeeze has pulled (courtesy of Lucy Jenkins) 48. When shopping with your parents and they meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin. 49. You stuck to that carpet in the Moonraker 50. You play 'spot the Owens truck' when out on the road away from Llanelli (both courtesy of Sarah L Lloyd) 51. You notice the amount of Jacks using the shops at Trostre Retail Park 52. The Road Traffic Act is suspended as you reach the retail park and people cut you up (courtesy of Nathan Jones) 53. You know you're from Llanelli when you believe everyone in Swansea is a car thief, as in "I'm not taking my car to Swansea" courtesy, in part, of Pete James |
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geordie scarlet
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A Evans
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We are Con Air. You will be assimilated. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
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PE SA
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had a list like that in an email few years ago. they are quality! but ones ive not noticed in any list (correct me if im wrong!) -
- You walk through Llanelli town centre with something from Jenkins.
- You question why theres alot of young people in town with one crutch, but walking normally.
- You think greggs is rubbish. (jenkins rules)
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The Admiral
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Not quite OW, it was my arm that I broke in twelve places !! |
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Mike
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You get caught up in a greeting of "Alright?" "Yeah I'm alright, you alright?"
Love it.
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Gary Coleman
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A Evans
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We are Con Air. You will be assimilated. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
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A Evans
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Anyway how are you today Mike, you alright? |
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We are Con Air. You will be assimilated. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
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