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ladram 
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Posted: 08 November 2012 at 7:53am |
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Yes indeed - it made me laugh, too!  |
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“You cannot reason a man out of what he never reasoned himself into.” (Jonathan Swift)
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ladram
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Posted: 10 November 2012 at 8:19am |
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unbelievable! heard a noise last night looked out of the window and some guy was nicking our garden gate,the missus said"aren't you going to say something" i thought better not in case he takes a fence.
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geordie scarlet
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Posted: 10 November 2012 at 8:54am |
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Doctor has advised me that i should avoid saturated fat, as a result i have stopped having sex with my wife in the shower
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Toontotown challenges have now raised £101,321 for charity www.toontotown.co.uk
You cant buy Scarlet culture........You have to breed Scarlet culture Proud member of Herman Tours |
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Wil Chips
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Posted: 24 November 2012 at 1:48am |
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The Greek government is in such trouble they’ve halted production of hummus & taramasalata, confirming it as a double dip recession.
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Posted: 24 November 2012 at 1:52am |
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Just got a Jehovah’s Witness advent calender……
Every time you open a door someone tells you to f**k off |
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Wil Chips
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Posted: 24 November 2012 at 2:19am |
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A man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage "did you see me rob the bank?"
The hostage answers "yes". The robber promptly shoot's him in the head. Then asks the second hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers "no, but my wife an her mother did". |
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Wil Chips
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Posted: 24 November 2012 at 2:25am |
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Rafa Benitez has promised he will get Chelsea into Europe Next season. Even if he has to write the song himself.
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ladram
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Posted: 24 November 2012 at 5:58am |
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the wife walked in the bedroom last night and said "i'm going to make you the happiest man in the world " i said well i'm going to miss you.
had 2 people knocked my door yesterday ,they spent an hour talking to me about how great brown bread was.bloody hovis witness's.
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Wil Chips
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Posted: 24 November 2012 at 7:15am |
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Ha brilliant!!
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Posted: 24 November 2012 at 10:38pm |
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Thought you might like this, Solihull Scarlet put on fb.
New Zealanders dont have front doors cause eveyone comes in from the side. Nice to watch a ref give eveything against you, it should get me ready for Munster on Sunday. Think the guinness has kicked in his last post was" I loves Liam Williams."
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To be a Scarlet is as good as it gets
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ladram
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Posted: 25 November 2012 at 9:55am |
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woman goes to the doctors and says,doc,i've got a bit of an embarrasing problem,i went to the toilet on monday and i started passing 1p coins,tuesday it was 2p coins,wednesday it was 5p's,thursday 10p's friday ,20p's and saturday it was 50 p's.do you think it's something serious,doc says no your just going through the change.
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geordie scarlet
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Posted: 25 November 2012 at 12:15pm |
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The Mrs has just come into my living room, with nothing but a little basque, stockings and high heels. She handed me a cold beer and told me to sit down and relax, because when she comes back, shes going to give me " what she does best ".....................................can,t bloody wait....i love shepherds pie !
The rspca today criticised the people who have been injecting animals with helium....i say, whatever floats your goat
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ladram
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Posted: 25 November 2012 at 12:28pm |
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before i married the missus i met this girl i thought "she's the one" one night back at her place after making love i looked in her wardrobe and there was a nurse's uniform,a french maids outfit and a policewomans outfit,i had to finish with her ,i thought if she can't hold down a job it would never work,
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Posted: 25 November 2012 at 2:38pm |
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Geordie that floats your goat nearly made me wet myself, even Val laughed and after 34 years with me she dont laugh a lot.
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Posted: 26 November 2012 at 6:24pm |
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I thought what have the Syrian Army got against chocolate, I thought it said on the news they had bombed a building full of Revels. Val said wash your ears out they said Rebels.
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